“The Zach Chronicles is raw, colorful and hysterical. Kelty’s writing style is extreme, playful and creative. These stories jump off the pages and drench you with margaritas and bodily fluids. And she makes you laugh throughout. Alternately clever and crude – always funny. Candie Kelty is a wonderful, edgy blend of David Sedaris, Candace Bushnell and Charles Bukowski. And she has some legendary decolletage, which she ain’t afraid to use for our entertainment. If you like those writers, you’ll love this book.”
–Brian Palermo (The Tonight Show, The Social Network)
know the things you've done, in private that you pray to god no one ever
finds out about? The things you hide. You lie about. These are the
things you don't write about graphically in a light, witty, magical, way
as if you are telling a story about tea with a friend. Kelty apparently
never learned this, because she takes what should be a shocking expose
of her worst life choices and drops them
on you like glorious, whimsical urban fairy tales. Beautiful,
hilarious, outrageous fairy tales that lift you out of your own fucked
up secrets and let you laugh and gasp at the genius idea of douching
your vagina with cayenne pepper to fix fibroids. GENIUS.”
Cheryl Holliday (Emmy winning Producer, Mike and Molly, King of the Hill)
hilarious!!! I was cracking up so much last night, my husband finally
made me stop reading. This morning I woke him up with my snort laughter.
GREAT GREAT read!!! I really enjoyed reading your book. You are
hilarious!!! I applaud your candidness and courage to open up about some
of the stupid but hilarious (I can admit to that now that I'm older,
hee) things we do when we are in our 20's!!!
I just fell in love with both of you and actually CRIED when I got to the end (I don't want to give the ending away).
Candie, I LOVE LOVE LOVE YOUR book!!
on writing such a funny book!! I wish you all the success in the world
and I'll be sure to tell others to buy a copy of this hilarious book!
Thank you for making me laugh!!
BTW, my husband has already started reading it and is cracking up already!!"